3. Hootin' And Hollerin'
We took the bachelorette, a former Hooters waitress, to the world's lamest location after getting thrown out of a family restaurant for blowing up a giant inflated balloon. To entice people to dance on it, it had a bucking bronco and ladders on the tabletop.
We all went up to dance on it, and one of the bachelorette's coworkers had the brilliant idea of yanking down the bachelorette's top in front of the entire room. My friend felt humiliated and started crying. Another friend and I assisted her down from the bar and led her to a quiet section of the club to rest.
After seeing her (actually excellent) top, two slicks approached my friend and tried to put the moves on her after seeing the (genuinely perfect) top. Please note that my friend was still crying and wearing one of those cheap wedding veils that bachelorette party attendees wear. She was not only single but also sad. It told them to leave, and they did. Quite a few occasions! They couldn't seem to grasp the fact that they weren't going anywhere and were lingering like a terrible odor.
Then I noticed it: a massive inflatable balloon that had somehow survived all of the chaos. I took it in my hands and began whacking these morons in the head with it.
