6. No one is faultless
There is the most incredible bachelorette party I've ever seen.
When I walked into a pub, a woman exclaimed, "Oh my God, you're perfect!" I've never had anything like this happen to me before, so I'm suspicious. "See, it's my friend's bachelorette celebration," the woman continues. Her companion, wearing a veil and enjoying fruity beverages with a group of other women, is then pointed out. They all give me a friendly wave.
Then I notice that the entire bar is watching me, and the women are holding 50 notecards! They're shuffling the cards to see what kind of guy enters through the door! In a suit, tall and black (yep). (Yes, he's a short Asian)... For hours, we sat and watched. “Oh my God, you're perfect!” she exclaimed as she kissed every man who entered the room.
