13. She's Ready To Fire
For her bachelorette meal, a friend of mine insisted on going to Olive Garden. Her mother is morbidly obese and appears to be unconcerned. She ate an entire order of calamari, ten breadsticks, and four or five salads herself. Then I got the Tour of Italy, which is three supper entrees in one dish.
After that, we start getting our tickets, and her mother decides it's time for various drinks. Thank God, since I was in desperate need of one. Her daughters (the bride and her two sisters) begin singing a song written by those two jerks and Lil' Jon. When I look over, I see her mother pulling up her top and injecting herself with insulin.
At the supper table. In a dining establishment. They all pretended like it was nothing out of the ordinary.
I informed them that my employer had texted me and requested that I report to work at 6 a.m. the following day.
