16. Getting To The Laugh-Out-Loud Moment
I wasn't a woman or a bachelorette, but I was there to witness the craziness. At a comedy club, I work as a performer. I'm not sure why people think it's a good idea to come here to celebrate their event, which is essentially live theater, with 200 other people seeing a performance.
Anyway, one bachelorette party arrived in a party bus and announced that they would be "WILD AND CRAY-ZAY WOOOOOH!" They frustrate me and cause me to miss out on the show. We escort them out because we are concerned about the comedian's performance like any decent comedy club. People who try to be "part of the performance" are not tolerated.
These monsters employ a variety of strategies. Some go out to try to take down the boss. One of the girls clung to her chair and refused to move. It discovered one of the girls napping in the restroom. Outside, one of the girls fell flat on her face. One of the girls dialed 911. We escort them all outdoors as the cops (one of whom is a woman) intimidate our bartender for overserving them.
