19. The Pie Guy
In Los Angeles, there's a guy who goes by the moniker "The Pie Guy." He's nowhere to be found in a phone book, on Yelp, or anywhere else. The deal was made by word of mouth. He arrives at your party with a fence and tons of pies, locks himself in, and then you smear pies all over his face and body while talking back.
My buddy, the now-wife of a well-known rock star, invited him to her bachelorette celebration. She has a reputation for selecting the strangest of collections. Didn't let you down/achievement unlocked. He was apprehensive about leaving, and he became pretty weird (saying something?). I chased him out of the gathering.
