33. Cool As A Cucumber

We used only our teeth to slice portions of the body out of a giant cucumber. After that, the cucumbers were judged. The most realistic was the winner.

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32. Ride Of Shame

Here's a limo driver. To begin with, a bachelorette party cleanup is far worse than a bachelor party cleanup. I've cleaned up every kind of shady substance I can think of. In most cases, the guys leave some cans or bottles in their vehicles.

Is this the strangest thing I've ever seen? Why not, I was invited in by the gals. Because I was driving them, they gave me a free soda, and there was no cover charge. The 21-year-old bride-to-be grew up in a sheltered environment, attending religious school and all. She ended up on stage, being danced about by a drag queen, and having more dollar notes taken from her attire by drag queens than I ever imagined. When she began to untie some top buttons, she was escorted off the stage by security. It was a pleasant ride home until she became ill in the cooler.

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