39. They Boxed Ra
I'm a prince, and I've been in a restaurant that's friendly to non-bachelors. The party is wholly patterned: Dashes and crowns, lots of rattles, and more. They were playing a game, taking a guy to the bathroom and stealing his underwear. I was standing there, and they came to this guy standing near me and asked to buy his shorts. He said, "If I did, would you leave?" They said yes, and the guy put down his drink, took off his shorts right there, gave them to the girls at the party who were losing their minds, put his pants back on, and went back to his conversation. The guy doesn't need to buy another drink for the rest of the night.
