41. Luckily, Her Family Was There

At my best friend's (Marie) bachelorette party, me, Marie, her mother, sister, sister-in-law, and our friends went to eat. Then go dancing downtown. Her family was the only ones sober, so they drove Marie and me. Marie decided to go to a bar across town. Then her mother took us away. We went to this other bar and got her a reusable grocery bag to go barf. I walked for miles, in my heels, to get her a drink from the bar. When I returned, Marie was lying in the car and puking all over the place. So I went and told her "Marie! Get out of the car! Right now!!" I pulled her out of the car and made her sit on the doorframe. When she calmed down, we decided to go home.

I stuck my head out the car door and vomited, and some of my vomit got on Marie's sister-in-law, who was sitting in the backseat. We went back to Marie's mother's house, and they helped us inside. I took a bath. Although I was very close to Marie's family, I never wanted them to see me like that. Everyone helps Marie to go to the toilet. Then someone shouted, "IT'S ON THE FLOOR!!" Someone snatched the toilet paper and picked up something on the floor. Then we all went to bed. Me and Marie Katherine woke up at 7 am. I told her about the bathroom incident afterward. She was mortified even more so when she found some evidence under one of her fake nails.

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