Texas Nut Job
Texans take immense pride in always having the biggest of everything, but not all achievements resonate with their neighbors. Owning the largest cow, house, or voluminous hair earns their respect.
However, when it comes to growing the largest pecan, this Texas farmer couldn't have been more thrilled, only to discover that no one else seemed to care about having a sizable nut. If you can't use it for pie, what's the point?
