Supersized Cinnabon
Regarding food, Texans have a penchant for pushing the boundaries of single servings. Take this enormous cinnamon bun, for example. This youngster can't bite the colossal sweet treat without getting sticky frosting all over his face.
While we might suggest trying to eat it with a fork and knife, that would be a clear violation of the Texan code of ethics. He's going in face-first and dealing with the messy aftermath later.
