Just Another Trip To The Outhouse
Texans live by the motto, "If you're going to do something half-heartedly, you might as well not do it at all." In Texas, excess is the norm, especially concerning toilet paper. Consider this gentleman who exclusively replenishes his outhouse with Costco's super mega heavy-duty, high-powered, family-sized toilet paper.
On an average month, he goes through approximately five or six of these robust roles, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
