Fear Works Wonders
While the adage "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" may have been true once upon a time, with the rise of social media, you better believe your wife will figure out just what kind of unholy shenanigans you were getting up to on your "business trip." This man hadn't even been home two hours when he stepped out of the shower, attempting to wash away his sins, only to discover it was too late; his wife knew everything.
The changing dynamics of privacy and information sharing in the digital age have transformed the traditional notion of keeping Vegas secrets. This story is a humorous cautionary tale about the challenges of maintaining discretion in an era where almost everything can be documented and shared, even when you're far from Sin City.