Heartbreaker's Declaration
Life can be challenging when you have numerous admirers vying for your attention. So, what's the solution to this rather enviable problem? A T-shirt communicates to the ordinary woman that despite your exceptional good looks, they shouldn't even attempt to capture your interest.
The truth may sting – you stand no chance with this dashing gentleman because he exclusively dates models. Wipe away those tears, ladies; plenty of other fish are in the sea.