I Take It Back
This shirt is just insulting from the get-go. Nobody likes being referred to as "little friend," except for maybe Tony Montana's gun in Scarface. "I was hasty" is also an unusual phrase, especially when followed by the major declaration, "You are not a duck," insinuating that the wearer has called the reader a duck.
It's hard to understand how the mix-up happened. However, the ellipses after the last phrase imply that the issue is still up for debate.
