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We're unsure what this shirt should convey other than the wearer's unconventional appearance. Let's start with the off-putting puke-green color, which is particularly jarring when combined with the plastic sunglasses and a neon-green hat worn at a tilted angle.
Unfortunately, this shirt looks as inexpensive as a knockoff at a touristy pier boardwalk. But judging by the wearer's expression, he clearly couldn't care less.
