27. Become an adult.
"I'm a park ranger, not a firefighter," he says. However, I once had to call the fire department to rescue a teen from a baby swing in one of our parks. He attempted to squeeze onto the swing, but as a nearly adult, he became stuck. To remove him, they had to use massive clippers. His parents were charged for the swing and a non-emergency rescue by the parks and fire departments, respectively."
The following table demonstrates why you should never call 911 for a non-emergency situation because you could be charged. To liberate their son, the parents might have easily obtained their clippers. This is an exaggeration if the firefighters genuinely needed to save him.
