6. Having Way Too Much Fun
"We get a phone from a man who says his neighbor's house is emitting calls for aid. The next-door neighbor dialed 911. We turn on the lights and sirens, and sure enough, a lady is shouting for assistance from her upstairs bedroom window.
'We're with the fire department, ma'am; are you hurt?'
'No, it's my husband; he's passed out. Please hurry.'
'Does he seem to be breathing?'
'I believe so,' says the speaker.
‘Could you please let us in?'
'No, just break down the door,' says the narrator.
"So we slam the front door and race upstairs to the master bedroom, only to find the woman naked, chained spread eagle on the bed, and her husband out cold on the floor, wearing nothing but a Batman costume and mask." She was tethered to the bed, unable to move, and there was no way to contact Siri or Alexa for assistance because it was the mid-1980s. We placed him into the car on the way to the hospital and let her out to get dressed and join him. He recovered completely."
