Tote of Solitude
In a stroke of antisocial brilliance, an individual carried a tote bag with a clear message – “If anyone needs me, don’t.” The subway is clearly a popular platform for passive-aggressive declarations of personal space. With this tote, the woman subtly yet distinctly states that you should leave her alone.
This tote of solitude just declared the subway car a personal haven. An oasis of quiet in the cacophony of city transit – genius! With each glance, fellow passengers couldn’t help but appreciate the bold statement. In other news, does anyone know where we can get a tote like this? Asking for a friend.
