Parallel Parking
Typically, you only have to worry about parallel parking when you're driving a land-based vehicle. But this guy thought he'd give it a little shout-out and try to do it in an aquatic vehicle. It's not a bad try for the first time—if he meant to end up on the side of the mountain, that is!
Adding insult to injury, it looks like hell he needs someone to help him get the boat down. What could be worse than failing with a boat? Fellow boaters seeing you fail and laughing at your expense.