Desperate Measures
We were unaware that society was teetering on the brink of collapse. However, this restaurant owner seems to have an inside source suggesting that it might be the right time to close up shop.
We're pretty sure they meant they were just closing for the evening. In any case, things must have turned for the worse in this neighborhood for such dramatic measures to be taken. We're peering out the window now, and everything seems perfectly fine.
