Exactly What I Wanted
It seems this guy purchased the purple carpet, intending to lounge on it (for some peculiar reason). Impressed by its generous size, he promptly put a down payment on the hefty rug. However, Mr. "I-Think-I'm-Cosmopolitan-Burt-Reynolds" was utterly disheartened upon delivery.
Not only was it significantly smaller, but it also featured a different material. Even the color appeared to be a slightly brighter shade of purple. Some might question the initial color choice but to each their own.
