Their Pants Don't Have Pockets
It's common knowledge among women that their pants are severely lacking in the pocket department. There are no pockets, or they're so small you could barely fit a coin in them, let alone anything useful.
Why do women's pants lack pockets, you ask? We think it's all a big conspiracy between the clothing and purse industries. Women won't need purses if they have big pockets, so no pockets for them!
