17. You'll have to make a decision here.

This patient walks in at 2 a.m. with insomnia and a heart rate of 200, plainly tweaking her brains out. I'm bouncing off the walls and can't sit still. I recommend that you cut back on your substance abuse and partying. What was her response? “But, doctor, I LOVE to have a good time!” I understand, sweetheart.

You'll have to make a decision here.
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