39. I'm not sure how #1 is even physically possible!

I can think of a couple of examples.

1) Don't have intercourse for at least 6 hours after giving birth.

2) Infant formula is not the same as coffee creamer. Would you please not feed International Delight to your one-day-old baby?

3) Antibiotics are not the same as probiotics. Probiotics aren't going to help you with your *ahem* love woes.

I'm not sure how #1 is even physically possible!
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