Against the Tide
Finding yourself as the lone figure moving towards a danger that everyone else is fleeing from is the epitome of awkwardness. It's a mystery how this person remained oblivious to the towering wave barreling towards them, yet they seem remarkably unfazed by the impending drenching.
To this audacious soul, we salute your indifference and sincerely hope you have a towel within reach. It's hard to imagine any scenario in which this didn't result in a thorough soaking.
