Do you hear what I'm saying?
We believed we had heard something. From a distance, it sounded like a herd of hooves. The racket is becoming increasingly overwhelming with each passing second. We hear boisterous laughter that makes you tremble and want to run away. Then there's this group of men with freshly affixed horseshoes.
Would you like your photo taken from this vantage point? Even though those legs are well-sculpted, it's still not something we'd like to sit on. Only drunk people would risk getting laughed at if they sat on one of these horrible designs. Oh my, there's an ass!
