RIP

On her Facebook page, this woman writes a mysterious message. Her friends message her right away. What's the matter with you? Is everything okay with you? She rejects their questions and invites them to join her on a beach getaway. They notice her pulling stuff from her trunk. Someone should've reminded us to pack a stake.

RIP


Her pals mutter a few final words before pushing the casket to the beach, furious. It sways under the weight of their companion. It does not, however, extend beyond the shoreline. They turn away to lie in the sand, and may she RIP (rest in peace). Why not take advantage of the sunshine?

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