Heroic Ballerina

Ever wondered what Clark Kent would look like if he hung up his cape, retired from saving the world, and decided to pursue a career in ballet? Well, this could be it.

While we're pretty sure there isn't a Superman comic book with this storyline, we wouldn't mind reading it. Imagine if ballet dancers could fly – it would undoubtedly become the most talked-about play in Broadway history, surpassing even the popularity of "Hamilton." Tickets would sell out faster than you can say "kryptonite."

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