Cleanup on Aisle Six
Ah, Tuesdays.
For some inexplicable reason, whenever we venture into a supermarket on a Tuesday afternoon, there are always a couple of individuals wearing furry animal masks engaged in acro-balance performances right in the frozen foods section.
We're not entirely sure why supermarkets allow this to happen. It doesn't appear to be part of any marketing campaign, and it doesn't seem to align thematically with the store's brand in any meaningful way. However, it's undeniably an impressive sight, and we certainly won't complain about the unexpected entertainment.
