Smartphone, poor costume
Some disguises are either ugly or poorly made, but few manage to be both simultaneously. Some people seem unwilling to put in the effort to create a decent costume. Opting instead to cobble together something unattractive and unfunny rather than crafting an impressive outfit.
Take this guy, for example. He decided to use some cardboard, paint, and a few pictures to attend the costume party. If you weren't willing to put in the effort, staying home might have been a better option, buddy. On the bright side, you can call Uber yourself, assuming you have the credit.
