I Wanna Make Her Jealous
Friendships between men and women can be so precious. It's nice to spend time with different kinds of people and know that they'll have your back no matter what. That is, unless they decide to use you, like this guy did to his female friend.

We're not sure if he mentioned this because he wanted to make it clear that it was a platonic dinner date, or because he's just that dumb. He not only ruined a friendship but likely didn't even make his ex jealous.