Midnight Snack
It's a bad case of low blood sugar levels. You're working on your term paper, or you've woken up to change your kid's nappies, and then you feel the need for a sugar rush. You might chastise yourself, but you need to take care of yourself to take care of your family. So, head on down to the kitchen. Creep stealthily towards the fridge door. But don't take too long. Otherwise, your spouse might come looking for you and see you looking like either one of these.
I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't… *chomp chomp. Who ate the cake? It's the last attempt to save face, but you won't have to worry about looking unattractive with your soulmate. You had promised to love each other for better or worse, in platforms or wedges, with fillers or without. Now, how about you share a plate of cake with him?
