It's a Mom Thing
We all know those songs for kids that teach kids the different sounds animals make. They're a universal classic, and they're always a hit. But no one talks about this verse; someone needs to make a song about what moms say.
"You will realize when you have kids of your own! Don't sit on the cold pavement! Don't sit next to the open window! You need to eat something with a spoon once a day at least!" and many more. I love moms, though.